Over the weekend, we dove headfirst into the crazy world of baby accessories. I must say, my first reaction to Amazon's stroller selection was this is disturbing. I'm all for free-market competition, but I don't really want to choose from among 47 strollers. And what makes one stroller cost $33.98 when there are other stroller's going for $359.00? Same thing with, well, everything: cribs, bedding, clothes, car seats, and playpens pack-n-plays. Often, it's not even 30 different companies, it's two companies with 15 different models each.
And don't even get me started on the breast-feeding accessories. Twenty minutes on the breastchester website Sunday night was enough for me. Although I must say that the nomenclature of the genre is remarkable: there's the Hooter Hider, which, as best I can tell, is an overpriced blanket. There's My Breast Friend, which actually looks pretty useful. And the coup de grace is obviously the Passion Spice Nursing Lingerie, which is exactly what the name implies, meaning you'll probably click on the link when your disbelief subsides.
One thing I'm looking forward to shopping for is toys. And Richard Scarry books. I've always been a huge fan of the cheese car.
And don't even get me started on the breast-feeding accessories. Twenty minutes on the breastchester website Sunday night was enough for me. Although I must say that the nomenclature of the genre is remarkable: there's the Hooter Hider, which, as best I can tell, is an overpriced blanket. There's My Breast Friend, which actually looks pretty useful. And the coup de grace is obviously the Passion Spice Nursing Lingerie, which is exactly what the name implies, meaning you'll probably click on the link when your disbelief subsides.
One thing I'm looking forward to shopping for is toys. And Richard Scarry books. I've always been a huge fan of the cheese car.
Yes! Richard Scarry! He's the reason Thomas calls the Cozy Coupe the "egg truck"!
ReplyDeleteToo bad about the stroller. Last week I accidentally stole one when moving, from the evil baby that lived down the hall - actually Hoagey Carmichael's granddaughter, for you jazz fans - but I returned it. Nancy recognized the brand - what was it? - MacLaren.
ReplyDeleteShe insisted it was the Cadillac of strollers. Again, sorry. But I had to return it. The last thing I needed was to get on that evil baby's bad side.
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